```
Using retro web 1.0 style HTML led to non-responsive styling and an unpolished appearance by modern standards. The SVG (inline XML format for two-dimensional graphics) and its properties are randomly generated to represent cryptic shape and color, which is in line with the tasks. Old-style HTML constructs like `
` and ` ` have been thrown in for old times' sake. Per suggestion, the text is cryptic and avoids explicit use of the prompt words, but carries hints to the solution within it.